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Rumor has it that, in mortal life, Lenny Jones was a nerdy vampire fanboy who read comics and dreamt of being asked out by the captain of the university football team. Then, after a whirlwind romance, some shocking discoveries, and a variety of specific biting and sucking, the captain of the football team left town to pursue his dream of performing in a Broadway musical. Lenny was left alone again, but at least after his fling with the football player he had become what he'd always dreamed: a proper creature of the night!